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geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.

Please, I want this on underwear

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megablaziken:

what

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allteensrelate:

its only the first day of school and im 100% done with this year already

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fuck ur dreams kid

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time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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ukinea:

i’m so sorry

Bonus :

excuse me but hOW IS THAT A BONUS

#dead!Hiccup AU is in comic-form now.  Odin help us all.

GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW.

Toothless’ face when he realized what he’d done just about killed me. :<

chocolate-time-machine:

more bear owls

based on my favorite owls <3

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