My interpretation of The Hobbit
Balin: Do not wake the beast
Bilbo: IS ANYONE HOME
*throws coins and jewels round*
Bilbo: YO SMAUG
*Smaug wakes up*
Bilbo: o shit
no more gamma shifts
This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.
i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO
Twitter stalkers be like
Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.
ruins my aesthetic blog for dolphin bananas